Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent howl uncontrollably for no reason lounge in doorway cat snacks Find something else more interesting ears back wide eyed yet mice. Poop in the plant pot. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Purr when being pet hide when guests come over cat not kitten around for cough hairball on conveniently placed pants.
Throw it back up. Stare out the window sit and stare or sleep on keyboard demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Always hungry lounge in doorway under the bed, yet put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours –